Omincumbif is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered crab.

Omincumbif created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omincumbif, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Omincumbif, he will destroy your favourite star.

Omincumbif's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Omincumbif's Holy Commandments

1. Put Omincumbif first in all things.

2. Always help rats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Omincumbif loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.