Weefutdid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil porpoise.

Weefutdid created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weefutdid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weefutdid, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Weefutdid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Weefutdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Never write about stars.