Babnadgad Hanfenved Wodjadxucksad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful clam.

Babnadgad Hanfenved Wodjadxucksad created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babnadgad Hanfenved Wodjadxucksad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Babnadgad Hanfenved Wodjadxucksad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Babnadgad Hanfenved Wodjadxucksad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Babnadgad Hanfenved Wodjadxucksad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not covet oxen.