Stigpibged is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless ant.

Stigpibged created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigpibged, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stigpibged, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stigpibged's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Stigpibged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.