Fosswityatt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable jellyfish.

Fosswityatt created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Fosswityatt, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosswityatt, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fosswityatt's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fosswityatt's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.