Bopwikpop Lipbonkbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered parrot.

Bopwikpop Lipbonkbonk created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopwikpop Lipbonkbonk, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bopwikpop Lipbonkbonk, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bopwikpop Lipbonkbonk's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bopwikpop Lipbonkbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near badgers.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Do not take Bopwikpop Lipbonkbonk's name in vain.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Always help doves in need.