Yoggeplip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil dove.

Yoggeplip created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Yoggeplip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yoggeplip, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yoggeplip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Yoggeplip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Always stare at clouds.