Watfabnur is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable zebra.

Watfabnur created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Watfabnur, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Watfabnur, he will jump up and down on your head.

Watfabnur's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Watfabnur's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never sing near rats.

5. Never play with disobedient children.