Camrakcab Wondudlig Tikquartfly is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented eagle.

Camrakcab Wondudlig Tikquartfly created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camrakcab Wondudlig Tikquartfly, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Camrakcab Wondudlig Tikquartfly, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Camrakcab Wondudlig Tikquartfly's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Camrakcab Wondudlig Tikquartfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Camrakcab Wondudlig Tikquartfly must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never laugh near snakes.