Dimcarvol is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying hamster.

Dimcarvol created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Dimcarvol, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimcarvol, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dimcarvol's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dimcarvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.