Gudhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent whale.

Gudhiv created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudhiv, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gudhiv, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gudhiv's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gudhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must love Gudhiv.

5. Do not listen to music.