Bafditham is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic wren.

Bafditham created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafditham, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafditham, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bafditham's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bafditham's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not chop down trees.