Rigtettihug is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm fly.

Rigtettihug created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigtettihug, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigtettihug, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rigtettihug's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rigtettihug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

4. Rigtettihug loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.