Dimafdobdut is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless
turtle.
Dimafdobdut created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimafdobdut, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Dimafdobdut, it will make you grow a tail.
Dimafdobdut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Dimafdobdut's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never eat garlic.
3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.
4. You must love Dimafdobdut.
5. Never look in ponds.