Cetsinzak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable walrus.

Cetsinzak created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetsinzak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cetsinzak, it will turn you into a rat.

Cetsinzak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cetsinzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never bounce near frogs.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.