Honripbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring salamander.

Honripbeg created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honripbeg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Honripbeg, it will not care at all.

Honripbeg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Honripbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never sing in the presence of swans.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Honripbeg.