Yarwatfen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, idiotic bee.

Yarwatfen created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarwatfen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarwatfen, she will not care at all.

Yarwatfen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yarwatfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarwatfen.