Jamyimsan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sapient dryad.

Jamyimsan created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamyimsan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamyimsan, it will cry a lot.

Jamyimsan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jamyimsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed turnips to hamsters while wearing cyan stockings.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Never paint your face pink.