Xinjopwikrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak turtle.

Xinjopwikrag created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinjopwikrag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xinjopwikrag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xinjopwikrag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Xinjopwikrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.