Lanflabnut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable warg.

Lanflabnut created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanflabnut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lanflabnut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lanflabnut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lanflabnut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must love Lanflabnut.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.