Gondongiggep is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, confident fly.

Gondongiggep created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Gondongiggep, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gondongiggep, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gondongiggep's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gondongiggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.