Tonratham is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional dingo.

Tonratham created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Tonratham, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonratham, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tonratham's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tonratham's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not hurt pigs.