Hivhan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, boastful armadillo.

Hivhan created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivhan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hivhan, it will remove you from existence.

Hivhan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hivhan's Holy Commandments

1. Hivhan loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect five silicon sculptures of Hivhan on top of important buildings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.