Honxuctam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless bat.

Honxuctam created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honxuctam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Honxuctam, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Honxuctam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Honxuctam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Retreat if nine goats approach from the south.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not covet oxen.