Binxucjip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, stupid swan.

Binxucjip created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Binxucjip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Binxucjip, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Binxucjip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Binxucjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Put Binxucjip first in all things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.