Cadyamwad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong porpoise.

Cadyamwad created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Cadyamwad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadyamwad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cadyamwad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cadyamwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must never eat carrots.