Fumgupjen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful swan.

Fumgupjen created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fumgupjen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fumgupjen, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fumgupjen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fumgupjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.