Zighogsat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental beaver.

Zighogsat created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zighogsat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zighogsat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Zighogsat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Zighogsat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six moths approach from the west.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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