Podyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable armadillo.

Podyatt created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podyatt, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Podyatt, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Podyatt's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Podyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Podyatt loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Always look after injured turtles.