Butdapdanhap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing bee.

Butdapdanhap created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butdapdanhap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Butdapdanhap, he will be very unhappy.

Butdapdanhap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Butdapdanhap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always obey Butdapdanhap's priests.