Hugdinjen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic monkey.

Hugdinjen created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugdinjen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hugdinjen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hugdinjen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hugdinjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not skip in public.