Hugdinjen is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic
monkey.
Hugdinjen created Asia four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hugdinjen, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Hugdinjen, he will refuse to believe in you.
Hugdinjen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Hugdinjen's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.
3. Do not dye your hair pink.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not skip in public.