Buslangess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty wolf.

Buslangess created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Buslangess, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Buslangess, it will turn you into a duck.

Buslangess' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Buslangess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Buslangess' name in vain.

2. Feed all hungry seals.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.