Xucparkgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, idiotic jackal.

Xucparkgeb created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xucparkgeb, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xucparkgeb, he will ignore you.

Xucparkgeb's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Xucparkgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xucparkgeb.

2. Run away if three frogs approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must pray to Xucparkgeb four times a day.