Xuckvonkcud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong shrew.

Xuckvonkcud created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckvonkcud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xuckvonkcud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xuckvonkcud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Xuckvonkcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide from red rats for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never write about gravity.