Xuckvonkcud is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, strong
shrew.
Xuckvonkcud created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckvonkcud, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Xuckvonkcud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Xuckvonkcud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Xuckvonkcud's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Hide from red rats for they are unholy.
3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.
4. Never think about galaxies.
5. Never write about gravity.