Wigfag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome coyote.

Wigfag created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Wigfag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wigfag, she will turn you into a worm.

Wigfag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wigfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to goats while wearing mauve shoes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Wigfag on top of all buildings.
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