Mablimbellsinjat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing fish.

Mablimbellsinjat created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mablimbellsinjat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mablimbellsinjat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mablimbellsinjat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mablimbellsinjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mablimbellsinjat.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always stare at clouds.