Talgessvab Bogdumhun is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet snake.

Talgessvab Bogdumhun created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Talgessvab Bogdumhun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Talgessvab Bogdumhun, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Talgessvab Bogdumhun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Talgessvab Bogdumhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Talgessvab Bogdumhun.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear boots.