Fetbudbat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil frog.

Fetbudbat created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetbudbat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fetbudbat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fetbudbat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fetbudbat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fetbudbat.

5. Never wear violet coats.