Podtaryarp is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tranquil hyena.

Podtaryarp created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Podtaryarp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podtaryarp, he will destroy your home solar system.

Podtaryarp's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Podtaryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Podtaryarp.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always help cats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.