Taffarpib is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, witty
finch.
Taffarpib created a down quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Taffarpib, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Taffarpib, he will turn you into a plant.
Taffarpib's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Taffarpib's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Taffarpib.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.