Gessmidrut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless crane.

Gessmidrut created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessmidrut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gessmidrut, she will think nothing of it.

Gessmidrut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gessmidrut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not take Gessmidrut's name in vain.

3. Put Gessmidrut first in all things.

4. Run away if nine ants approach from the west.

5. Never skip near mites.