Fotkabbonk Himtad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient squid.

Fotkabbonk Himtad created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotkabbonk Himtad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fotkabbonk Himtad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fotkabbonk Himtad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fotkabbonk Himtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fotkabbonk Himtad on top of all buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must pray to Fotkabbonk Himtad four times a day.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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