Dabgombab is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, strong
manatee.
Dabgombab created an electron five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dabgombab, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dabgombab, she will ignore you.
Dabgombab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Dabgombab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
4. Never write about cell theory.
5. Do not listen to music.