Cubflanpib Renrensidlist is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring
wombat.
Cubflanpib Renrensidlist created the Sun five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cubflanpib Renrensidlist, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Cubflanpib Renrensidlist, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Cubflanpib Renrensidlist's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Cubflanpib Renrensidlist's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Cubflanpib Renrensidlist five times a day.
2. Do not dye your hair yellow.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Cubflanpib Renrensidlist loves bats, so they must be honoured.