Diddongat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring narwhal.

Diddongat created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Diddongat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Diddongat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Diddongat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Diddongat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Put Diddongat first in all things.