Fumfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awesome ant.

Fumfeb created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumfeb, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fumfeb, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fumfeb's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fumfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never skip in the presence of moths.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured snails.