Govdutdon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil wolf.

Govdutdon created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Govdutdon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Govdutdon, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Govdutdon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Govdutdon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Retreat if seven birds approach from the north.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.