Donbidmil is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, emotional crow.

Donbidmil created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donbidmil, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Donbidmil, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Donbidmil's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Donbidmil's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Always wear red.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.