Jigdagsog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sage dragonfly.

Jigdagsog created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Jigdagsog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigdagsog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Jigdagsog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jigdagsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jigdagsog.

3. Worship no other gods but Jigdagsog.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.