Sugpodtab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful aardvark.

Sugpodtab created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sugpodtab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugpodtab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sugpodtab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sugpodtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.